Last updated June 2010
Every time a new banner goes up, the previous one will move to this page. This is a little feature I like to call totally pointless. But, you know, maybe someday this might end up being really interesting. Like ages and ages from now. (OH OF COURSE IT WON'T.)
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And The Porcupine theme is born!! Like this was a good idea. OH WHATEVER. Good ideas are for scientists.
Then I changed the font because...OH I DON'T KNOW. Who knows why I do any of this??
Then I added this fancy and complicated Polaroid picture effect. Because the Cast of Characters page has pictures in frames and see how it ties in and blah blah blah I AM A PROFESSIONAL BLOGGER. Obviously.
December 2008
Because dressing up a porcupine like Santa is stupid FUNNY!
New Years 2009
That's right! Now he's a party porcupine! Celebrating one whole upcoming year of this crap. Awesome.
January 2009
Because the Superbowl was approaching, and my readers love football!! And by my readers love football I mean I seriously do not get it. Go Dodgers!
Valentine's Day 2009
Love is in the air! And on my blog! And all over The Porcupine! And oh dear god somebody please shoot me.
Presidents Day 2009
(President's Day? Presidents' Day? OH SERIOUSLY NO ONE KNOWS.) Happy Barack Obama Day, Um What-ers! Yes we can dress up The Porcupine like Uncle Sam and then have a giggle fit to ourselves because we're totally five.
February 2009
Because The Porcupine is FUNNY HAHA like a clown and no he is not like Carrot top.
February 2009
This banner was only up for a week, because that's the kind of blogger I am: the kind who's so busy making new banner after new banner after new banner that she forgets to do that slightly more important aspect of blogging that is commonly referred to as actually blogging.
March 2009
Because all that empty space on the left was just so...empty. And because this blog has grown to be about so much more than just The Porcupine. HAHA! Of course this blog hasn't grown. What do I look like? A student of blogging? Someone who waters their blog? I am BUSY.
April 2009
Because this banner matched the current new post in which my friends are like a fine-tuned medical staff always curing whatever ails me and blah blah blah HELLO one more excuse to Photoshop hats onto people heads.
April 2009
Oh, like I need an excuse.
(AND AGAIN) April 2009 - mid-May 2009
Jared takes over the blog! And then proceeds to stay there for weeks on end as Um...What?? comes to a screeching halt and hangs on for a while just this side of death. For those of you who inquired as to whether or not my blog's near-death experience was Jared's fault ("Is he a curse or something?"), I can assure you all that it absolutely wasn't his fault. Or, in other words, of course it was.
Mid-May through mid-June 2009
To coincide with the post on Moses's passing, though he actually left us on May 1st.
Memorial Day 2009
Some bloggers put up whole entire posts on Memorial Day. I simply put up a banner. Because I care about helping you manage your time. You're welcome.
June 2009
Because sending a cow for charity is totally controversial, but wearing one on your head is fashion.
August 2009
This went with the post I published on a dream I had about the Enterprise NCC 1701-D. (NEVER MIND.) And I did look hot. I mean it's really kind of hard to argue it.
Maureen's Birthday 2009
Happy birthday, girlie! This went with an accompanying birthday-themed post. This is now TWO years of crap birthday posts I've done for Maureen. I am totally like an Ambassador for Hallmark.
September 2009
As if this blog sucked ONLY in September. That would be ridiculous.
September 2009
My lovely friend Lori makes her debut on the blog! She would have debuted way sooner except that it took me this long to get her illo like I wanted it. Because the only thing I'm worse at than blogging is using Adobe Illustrator. (Unrelated: Jared is a petite flower.)
October 2009
Because love is snorkley. Or something.
October 2009
Two of my favorite boys share the same birthday in October! And, well, you know the drill: MORE HATS.
November 2009
I took a stand against burglary in this post. Because I am nothing if not socially aware. I also Bedazzled Mr. Farty. Because I am also very fancy.
Thanksgiving 2009
The post where I give thanks for all my wonderful friends. And where they wish they'd never met me because I dress them up like turkeys and junk.
Christmas 2009
I got all you guys this stupid banner for Christmas!! Because I am awesome.
February 2010
Because Chris has a large farm animal following. No, I do not know why.
Valentine's Day 2010
I accidentally wrote a serious post about love. As if this blog didn't already have enough problems.
Spring Training 2010
Because we love the Dodgers around here! And we tolerate Chris.
From the post all about Gus's loose poop (March 2010)
Because Gus couldn't poop very well. And, as usual, I couldn't blog for crap.
