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New MC hoodie just added! AND EVERYTHING IS TOTALLY FREE OF CHARGE!! (Well, except for the $900 "Chris" shirt.)
Recent Posts
- A Kitty, A Pittie And A Post That's Kinda Sh*tty (It Does Have Photoshopped Hats In It Though!) (Which Only Makes It Worse)
- Before I Was Like Charles Schulz But Now I'm Just Like Atreyu* Only Instead Of A Luck Dragon I'm Stuck Here With A Mostly-Dead Porcupine
- All the P.S.'s To This Post Are Like Five Times Longer Than The Actual Post Itself Because That's How I Do It Around Here (Like Someone Who Has Absolutely No Idea What She's Doing)
- I Managed To Write This Despite The Fact I Have Post Traumatic Stress Disorder AND I DIED
- Chris Rates This Blog!
- This Isn't Even A Real Post But Just a Whole Bunch of Stupid Crap I Photoshopped For My Friend Maureen's Birthday So You Should Just Skip It Unless You're Into Either Birthdays That Aren't Yours Or Big Bunches Of Stupid Crap
- An Um...What?? Dream Sequence! (It's Just As Stupid As You'd Think) (Except For How It's Even Stupider)
- The Post Where I Answer Fan Mail On Account Of I Have Tons Of Fans!! (OH, OF COURSE I DON'T)
- Updated To Add Useless P.S.: This Post Is About My New Cat So You Might Want To Just Skip It (Unless You're Totally Into Cats) (Or Crack Houses)
- Dear Everyone At Send A Cow: SORRY (Also: Ryan Should Totally Fire Me, Except For That He's Not Paying Me)
This Is How I (Blog) Roll:
For The Four-Leggers
Kitten Rescue: Fine purveyors of Moses The Cat and now also Gus The Cat!
Team Buster!
Waiting To Adopt You
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- #fyiphilmonger
- Blatant Abuse of the English Language
- Blogging While Sleeping
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- Buster The Magical Pittie
- Crap I Post For My Own Amusement
- Crap I Post For My Own Sanity
- Current Affairs
- Gus The Cat
- Gus The Unexpected Cat
- I Am A Very Charitable Person
- I have a PhD in Twitter
- I Have No Photoshop Skills
- I Know Nothing About Blogging
- I LOVE THE CAPS LOCK KEY
- I Should Never Be Allowed To Use Italics
- Jose Kilbride Takes Way Better Pictures Than I Do
- Life Support
- Lowering Gas Prices By The Constant Use of Parentheses
- Making My Friends Famous One Post At A Time
- Maureen Hates Sci Fi But I Love Her Anyway
- Moses The Cat
- Nobody Gets Me
- Nobody Gets Me Except Ryan
- Overthinkers Anonymous
- Posts I Posted And Then Reposted Due To The Fact The First Version Sucked
- Posts I Posted And Then Reposted Where The Second Version Sucks Too
- Posts That Accidentally Have The Word TOOT In Their Title
- Posts That Are Mr. Farty's Fault
- Posts That Aren't Nearly As Good As XUP's Posts
- Posts That Use The Phrase "Mind-Boggling" At Least Three Times
- Posts That Won't Make Sense If You Haven't Been Here Before
- Posts You Thought Would Never End
- Sigh
- Starbucks
- The Porcupine
- Things That Award-Winning Bloggers Write
- This Post Will Make Chris Sexier
- This Post Will Make You Sexier
- Waiting
- Who Let Jared In Here?
- Why Am I Friends With These People?
Archives
Categories
- #fyiphilmonger
- Blatant Abuse of the English Language
- Blogging While Sleeping
- Blogging With Integrity
- Buster The Magical Pittie
- Crap I Post For My Own Amusement
- Crap I Post For My Own Sanity
- Current Affairs
- Gus The Cat
- Gus The Unexpected Cat
- I Am A Very Charitable Person
- I have a PhD in Twitter
- I Have No Photoshop Skills
- I Know Nothing About Blogging
- I LOVE THE CAPS LOCK KEY
- I Should Never Be Allowed To Use Italics
- Jose Kilbride Takes Way Better Pictures Than I Do
- Life Support
- Lowering Gas Prices By The Constant Use of Parentheses
- Making My Friends Famous One Post At A Time
- Maureen Hates Sci Fi But I Love Her Anyway
- Moses The Cat
- Nobody Gets Me
- Nobody Gets Me Except Ryan
- Overthinkers Anonymous
- Posts I Posted And Then Reposted Due To The Fact The First Version Sucked
- Posts I Posted And Then Reposted Where The Second Version Sucks Too
- Posts That Accidentally Have The Word TOOT In Their Title
- Posts That Are Mr. Farty's Fault
- Posts That Aren't Nearly As Good As XUP's Posts
- Posts That Use The Phrase "Mind-Boggling" At Least Three Times
- Posts That Won't Make Sense If You Haven't Been Here Before
- Posts You Thought Would Never End
- Sigh
- Starbucks
- The Porcupine
- Things That Award-Winning Bloggers Write
- This Post Will Make Chris Sexier
- This Post Will Make You Sexier
- Waiting
- Who Let Jared In Here?
- Why Am I Friends With These People?
Um...Where?? (Search!)
Mr. Farty Thinks I Stink
This Blog's Like A Pickle: Pair It With A Sandwich
"Not only is Lesley a superior scribbler because her posts are so wildly, insanely fun and engaging, but she’s also a superior scribbler in the literal sense - really she scribbles all over her blog. You can’t just go there, read a post and move on. No. No. There are all sorts of quips and asides and incidentals hidden in various corners and crevices of each post. Reading her blog really requires a day-trip. Bring a lunch." - XUP of Ex-Urban Pedestrian fame.
(OMG THIS IS SO AWESOME.)
Porcupine 101
You read. You comment. YOU MAKE ME LOVE YOU
(I totally ripped off this "quoting comments" idea from Mr. Farty. Because ripping off is the sincerest form of flattery.)- Bossy:
"One cannot Photoshop enough hats, in Bossy's humble opinion." - Buzz
"Reading your blog has, in my mind, you sounding like a 19 year old who's had twelve gallons of sugar and is talking to her best friend on the phone at 5am on day three of a "how long can I stay awake" drive. Really. It's a compliment, though." - Chris:
"I'm pretty sure I'm ALMOST drunk (but not quite)." - Debra:
"I am so honored to be added to the Cast. It's like seeing your name in lights on Broadway...or on the wall of the Post Office." - dsbs42
"I was all "OH F*CK, EXAM TOMORROW!" But then I thought – what's your favourite way to procrastinate? And came here in the off-chance that you updated. And you did!" - Issa:
"What I love about coming here, is that it takes me five minutes to read through your post and fifteen to find the comments box in all of your tags." - Laurie:
"The toilets in my husband's building did start exploding one day...no one was hurt or turned into a zombie." - Lisa:
"I am confused. Are you saying that someone is going to whip the boner to stimulate his package?" - Maggie
"I totally hate you and your blog. But only in bizarro opposite land." - mayopie
"I didn't even know they had boob scientists. I really should have applied myself more." - Mo:
"I want that mug, damn it. Why can't I order it? Your customer service sucks around here." - Mr. Farty:
"Sorry I'm late here, I was reading the Bloggess instead." - Ms. Waltz:
"UR BLOG IZ EETIN MAH KOMMINTZ AGIN." - Ryan:
"Although weird, difficult to follow and easy to lose track of, I still can't stop reading your posts. It's like watching a very, very slow motion car crash." - Steph
"I vote for microfiche solely because it's fun to say. And because it'll confuse my children what with them being all used to Google and whatnot. Basically, I want to be able to kick their asses at research. Whippersnappers." - The Bloggess
"I would so vote for you for best host if you would pour me some damn booze already." - XUP:
"This blog is always like a happy mushroom trip. I always need a big helping of carbs afterwards to help me come down."
Overly Impressed With Myself:
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